Sunday, 26 September 2010

Meet the neighbours

I live in East London and this video covers about 90% of the under 30 non-Bengali population.

If you go down Brick Lane, all the bars are jam packed with them. However, their Mecca is Hoxton and along Old Street.

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Dementia Burden - what are the true costs?

Spotted on the BBC News site today by CUK's Chantho

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

Another blog: Mad Cameron

I have started a new blog that will chronicle the idiotic things that David Cameron (the iDave) comes out with.

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

Monday, 2 August 2010

Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before?

Those of you who know me from Contractor UK will be aware of my fondness of the Airplane movie. Look what I found when searching on YouTube

I would embed this one, but they won't allow it.

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Scarlet Fantastic: No Memory

I have no idea why, but the guitar riff from this has been at the back of my mind for over a week.

There is one of those six-degrees of separation things here, but I'm not going to go into that!

Saturday, 1 May 2010

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

One of those "Where is my Uzi" moments

We could have got the fucking lot of the cunts.

Thursday, 1 April 2010

Exciting news about a water treatment plant in Newham

Those nice people at Thames Water have just sent me a letter about some exciting news that they are building a water treatment plant in Newham. They point out how important it is in the light of climate change and the growing population have on water usage. They have even produced a nice little leaflet that explains it all.

It is so important that I understand it that Thames Water have added a second sheet to the letter in case English is not my first Language encouraging me to call them as soon as possible stating which language I use and they promise to call me back with a translator. They then repeat that message in: Albanian, Arabic, Bengali, Cantonese, Farsi, French, Gujarati, Hindi, Kurdish, Mandarin, Polish, Portuguese, Punjabi, Pushtu, Somali, Spanish, Tamil, Turkish, Urdu, and Vietnamese.

For fuck sake, do I give a fucking fuck you cunts? In the same post you cunts also sent me a letter and another booklet; the ‘Annual Customer Information Booklet’ no less. I don’t give a fuck about that fucker either, nor do 99.999999% of all your fucking customers. If anyone wants to know then they could go to your website; keeping that up-to-date should be your main priority not wasting shit loads of money on items of spam post that, if one behaves oneself, will go straight into the re-cycling. Get your fucking costs under control you cunts.

What is it with all these fucking languages? The national language of the country is English; the commercial language you use is English. Fucking stick to English in your communications and not incur extra costs providing fucking translations for every fucking cunt on the planet. If they want to read your fucking spam mail then they should pay for their own translation or learn English for themselves. Why should I have to pay for a non-core service exclusive to them? Do you provide English-to-English for me?

The reason why there is fucking population growth in the UK is because of fucking Labour’s fucking stupid gerrymandering policies. The capital costs of this new plant will be borne by consumers that are already here and have been for their whole lives. You cunts should be knocking on the doors of the fucking Labour party to fund it. You fucking cunts fucking would not fucking need a new fucking plant if it was not for those fucking cunts.

While you fucking cunts are at it – send the fucking bill for all those translator cunts to the fucking Labour party too.

P.S. How come the Dutch, Germans, Italians, and Swedes, etc don’t get a fucking translator? What about those that are too stupid to be able to read? Those cunts are typically Labour voters too; don’t they get a translator?

Sunday, 21 March 2010

For fuck sake - watch this

Liam Halligan a columist for the Daily Telegraph has got this 100% right.

Monday, 22 February 2010

A future full of fear

Thanks to GOT for that. The cunt probably nicked it from someone else though.

Thursday, 18 February 2010

A lesson from history

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

In one of those cases of truth stranger than fiction we have a case today where none of the parties want to be in power in the short term because of the imminent economic collapse. In the above prophecy it was the end of North Sea Oil; today it is the results of Gordon Brown’s incompetent economic policies.

I believe that Labour should continue in power so they get to face the blame for their crimes when the economy collapses. In the election that follows they will become extinct.

In the meantime, the Conservatives will have a chance to dump Cameron and take up sensible policies of low tax and spend.

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Something optimistic; just for a change

A story the other day about Carly Simon and her song “You’re so vain” brought this song to mind.

The video shows New York in more innocent times.

We're coming to the edge
Running on the water
Coming through the fog
Your sons and daughters

Let the river run
Let all the dreamers
Wake the nation
Come, the New Jerusalem

Silver cities rise
The morning lights
The streets that lead them
And sirens call them on with a song

It's asking for the taking
Trembling, shaking
Oh, my heart is aching

We're coming to the edge
Running on the water
Coming through the fog
Your sons and daughters

We the great and small stand on a star
And blaze a trail of desire
Through the darkling dawn

It's asking for the taking
Come run with me now
The sky is the color of blue
You've never even seen
In the eyes of your lover

Oh, my heart is aching
We're coming to the edge
Running on the water
Coming through the fog
Your sons and daughters

It's asking for the taking
Trembling, shaking
Oh, my heart is aching
We're coming to the edge
Running on the water
Coming through the fog
Your sons and daughters

Let the river run
Let all the dreamers
Wake the nation
Come, the New Jerusalem

Ah, I needed a dose of that.

Sunday, 14 February 2010

That cunt Galloway calls Brown a cunt without using the word

I fucking hate that cunt Galloway as much as I hate the cunt Brown. However, he does have a way with words

Galloway is my MP. He is a fucking shithead cunt. When the revolution comes, I bags the right to string the cunt up myself. Although we could use him as a fluffer act to warm up the crowd when we execute Brown, Blair, et al.

Sunday, 7 February 2010

Google search - afghanistan ladies hairy cunts

Looking through the key words on my stats service I spotted someone found this blog using the phrase 'afghanistan ladies hairy cunts'.

What sick fucker uses google to find that!

I'll probably be top now for that.

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

Fear the Boom and Bust

H/T: Zerohedge

This is brilliant. I've never liked that Keynes wanker.

Saturday, 23 January 2010

Front running the election

Thanks to Grumpy

Postman Al raised the terror alert level last night to ‘Severe’. He freely admits that, “there is no intelligence to suggest than an attack is imminent.” It is true that there is a conference next week to discuss the problems in the Yemen, but does this really justify the increase in level from the prior level of ‘Substantial’?

Many have suggested that this is part of a plan to generate an excuse to avoid a general election. Although I believe that the psycho mind of the pant-pissing, one-eyed snot-goblin has considered this on more than one occasion, I doubt that raising the level at this time is part of that plan. To justify suspending the election there would have to be an ‘incident’ before he could get away with it. We will have to wait until April before the cunt puts that plan into action.

I think that this is more likely to be old fashioned manipulation. When a shop has a sale it is often suggested that the price of the goods is increased for a period beforehand in some of their outlets so that they can justify their claims of discount. This is what is happening here. The terror level has been raised for a period of time before the election. Nothing will happen, because it was never going to, and the level will be dropped just before polling day. The nuLieBore cunts will then claim that they have saved the country again by preventing a terrorist act.

Look for more things like this. Despite the polls that show a substantial lead for the Conservatives I don’t believe that they are such a certainty to win. Not that they would be any better that the cunts we have in power now. The distribution of votes means that there is still a very good chance of nuLieBore retaining power after an election. If they were certain to lose then they wouldn’t hold one at all (see above). Fake promises, bribes to various demographics, and manipulating the fear of the people using the terror alert level are in the election armory of nuLieBore and they will use them to win an election with extreme prejudice.

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

OI ! Snot Goblin, you cunt! Nuke the fuckers!

The evil, pant pissing, snot goblin is getting grief from former ministers Hoon, and Hewitt who want a confidence vote in his leadership.

What you going to do then you queer psycho? What are the voices in your fucking ugly one-eyed head telling you? I know that all you want to do is go back to the nursery and sit in your nappy on your rocking horse, but you can’t right now.

If you want to fuck those cunts right up then go round to see Queenie right away. She can put things right. Ask her to dissolve parliament and to hold a general election. That will teach all those cunts a leason.

Go on do it. You know you want to. Do it NOW!

Somehow I don’t think he will take my advice or encouragement. If this ballot ever takes place, which I doubt, he will win.

The weather man says that this cold spell is going to last a few more weeks. Just suppose that he did call an election, we could have a new government just as the weather gets nice again.

Friday, 1 January 2010

Predictions for 2010

  • The UK will still have a Labour government

  • Gordon Brown will no longer be prime minister and will spend sometime in hospital

  • UK will lose its AAA rating

  • Sterling will weaken

  • Inflation will rise ever higher especially in food and energy

  • Interest rates will be higher

  • Unemployment up

  • Public sector strikes

  • Cuts to unemployment / sickness benefits and maybe to pensions too

  • Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria