Tuesday, 29 December 2009

Revealed: the mastermind behind the underpants bomber.

The evil mastermind behind the underpants bomber can be revealed as Labour MP for Rhonda, Chris Bryant. He can be seen in this image demonstrating a prototype of the bomb used in the failed attempt to blow up a airliner on Christmas Day.

It is unknown if the MP's expense claims had any part in funding the operation.

Friday, 25 December 2009

He came out of nowhere

There were we, cruising at 37,000 feet minding our own business then there was this awful bang. It was only after we landed that we found out what it was.

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

The snot goblin to save the world (again)

El Gordo, the evil snot goblin, has gone off to Copenhagen to get the climate summit back on track.

Gordon Brown dressed for action

"I'll teach the cunts to stop fucking about and agree to all the taxes that we want", he was heard to have said as he went to meet one group of delgates.

Gordon Brown adressing delegates to the climate change summit