Sunday, 28 June 2009

Execute the Labour government

Traditional British punishment for treason: to be hung, drawn, and quartered.

Another trouble making sweaty get topped.

It time this form of punishment is brought back, suitably updated for the 21st Centaury. B’Liar, the evil snot goblin, Mandy the queen of darkness, all of the bastards should be topped. What they have done goes far beyond them suffering the disgrace of being voted out of office, they need to be made an example of as a warning to future generations of MPs.

In the old form the executions were done at Tyburn, but that is covered over with Marble Arch now. However, the rest of Hyde Park is a nice open area that could handle the crowds’. The basic form of execution should remain. However, careful monitoring by medical personnel must be made to make sure that the person to be executed does not die too early, say in the hanging or disembowelling phase. Test must ensure that the condemned are not under the influence of any sedatives, pain killers or other medication that would mitigate their suffering.

It would be very important that this covered live on telly at prime-time. A spectacular of this kind would need to be shot in High Definition and viewer to able to choose from multiple angles, etc. Although the broadcast in the United Kingdom (also it’s overseas territories and the common wealth) would have to be free to air, the overseas Pay Per View rights would bring in a fortune; possibly enough to fund the whole event. Subsequent DVD sales would also likely to be very popular and profitable.

The replay of the recording of the event should form part of the state opening of parliament in subsequent years to remind the members what the consequences of misdeeds are.

Pull your finger out HAB

I keep getting nagged about not ever doing anything with this blog. Well, now I am going to start writing more.

What am I going to blog about? Absolutely anything that crosses my demined mind. My professional interests are related to finance and computing. You can expect some seriously geeky stuff on the markets, or economics together with my moans about technical problems as I am not as ‘techie’ as I once was.

However, I have a deep disgust of the evil nuLieBore regime. Expect a lot ranting about how bad they are. I don’t expect the Conservatives to be any better either.

When I am not blogging or twittering you’ll find me making idiotic comments on the ContractorUK bulletin board where I rant about the evil government, ask stupid technology question and generally lower the tone of the place with my talk of bizarre and deviant sexual preferences and practices (I leave it as an exercise for the reader to decide if it true or not).

If you don’t like my foul language or what I have to say, take a full refund and fuck off.