The evil mastermind behind the underpants bomber can be revealed as Labour MP for Rhonda, Chris Bryant. He can be seen in this image demonstrating a prototype of the bomb used in the failed attempt to blow up a airliner on Christmas Day.
It is unknown if the MP's expense claims had any part in funding the operation.
There were we, cruising at 37,000 feet minding our own business then there was this awful bang. It was only after we landed that we found out what it was.
El Gordo, the evil snot goblin, has gone off to Copenhagen to get the climate summit back on track.
"I'll teach the cunts to stop fucking about and agree to all the taxes that we want", he was heard to have said as he went to meet one group of delgates.
Grumpy Old Twat has a worthy campaign against all this climate change bollocks and HAB is 100% behind him.
The Daily Politics has an interesting piece too: Seven thousand years of tree ring data
It looks like the governments policy of printing money, sorry quantitative easing, is beginning to work: inflation has begun to rise. Before we know it will be in double digits. All that horrid debt will just melt away.
In the thirties, inflation was sold to the American people as a solution to all their problems.
"What a man. What a leader. Yowza! Happy day's are here again" The evil snot goblin will be getting Princess Mandy to sing that tune soon.
If a measure of inflation that included asset prices was used then inflation has been running at around 20% for years. The evil snot goblin has extended his bi-polar mind into the UK economy. On the one hand we have had rampant inflation in assets such as houses and equities but also low inflation or even deflation in consumable goods. Of course only the low or falling priced items are used to measure inflation via the CPI. The government has deliberately encouraged some assets to have high inflation rates so they can milk the wealth effect for all its worth. This is the means by which they have retained power over the last 12 years. The low inflation has been bought by flooding the UK with extra workers driving down wages. Although most people haven’t realised this yet, living standards have fallen dramatically for many in the UK.
For anyone that has ever voted Labour, a message
Update 19 Jan 10: Dec CPI +0.6 to 2.9% exceeding [some] expectations
I have to thank Bob Shawadiwadi for giving me the inspiration to produce this video. I have plans to produce more in this series.
